Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Things you should ne'er do under the effect of alcohol

Try to breathe like a dragoon while thinking your nose is on fire.
Try to kick safety glass when someone bets you to
Be caught on camera
Cry like a girl for losing out on GSoC and be caught on camera
Try to walk
Throw up
Sleep in your own puke
Feel sad about the random french chick you asked out
Try to grab pixelated boobs off the computer screen
Type
Talk
Take a route through bushes that may harbour snakes
Call your home
Undress

One or more of the above actions might lead to a social bann on your consumption of alcohol :(

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the fuck did you drink?! And how old are you?!

Haru said...

lol.. we drank loads of stuff. redbull + vodka, coffee+ vodka, and lots of neat vodka and rum and beer .. and i am kinda new to drinking :)